Yeah, I really wish I was witty enough to somehow bring enough attention to myself through my review that would suddenly become a cult hit on NG beacuase (God, that's the best misspelling evaaaar! =D) it was so epically typical of everyone on NG, but sadly all I can do is produce the second-most popular dubstep song on NG. Bummer. =( Still, this has gotta be one of the most original flashes ever made! Keep it up man!
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Your friendly neighborhood dubstep producer,
-Jazzman
P.S. I find it rather hillarious that axman13 decided to slip up "control" with "contrail," seeing as I've been researching the chemtrail conspiracy all day long. Weird how that works out lol.
At least the remix that I'm making has an image, eh? Pretty damn inspiring stuff sir! The artwork was superb and the motion was absolutely fluid. While I wish the color scheme was just a little brighter (not so washed out), the vision that you painted was absolutely great. Awesome stuff, keep it up! =D
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Fav'd.
Your friendly neighborhood dubstep producer,
-Jazzman
Hey guys, me using "Closure" as the title of my next song has nothing to do with this production lol. This is just an irony. By the way, that's totally badass that this is coming out for console; the game has a very unique, Tim-Burton-esque feel to it which I appreciate. Good luck guys wish y'all the best! (As y'all are geniuses in your own right, engineers of puzzle and strategy gaming!)
Hey man, I'm really glad that you used my music for this game. I loved to see how it evolved throughout the beta stages, and became this thing of beauty. You, my friend, have made a masterpiece, and it's easily one of my favorite games on NG -- and I'm not just saying that cuz you used my music lol. Great job, really, and keep it up man! And also, like I said before, feel free to use any of my stuff in the future, because you definitely deserve it. I'm totally honored to provide theme for epic flash such as this! =)
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The funny thing about this flash, I think, is that there really isn't a ton going on; it's just got this sorta "what the hell?!" feel to it. I dig that a lot lol. It's kind of on the order of watching an old guy breakdance or something: You don't know really WHAT to make out of it. With that said, and knowing that this was completely experimental, I give you props. You made me laugh, left me completely confused as to what I saw, and left me wondering what in the hell the old ladies were gonna do next...oh yeah, and that conclusion is priceless too! =)
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SOLELY on the weirdness factor lol.
Haha, this reminded me of a cross between Billy Mays and a Lynyrd Skynyrd family reunion. It was pretty messed up humor, but I can dig it lol. the animation might've been pretty simple, but it was made up with in the funny category in my opinion. Plus, its simplicity totally fit with the atmosphere you were trying to produce. Good job, and keep it up lol.
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This game reminds me Command and Conquer and Dune 2000 majorly, especially Tiberian Sun (which was arguably one of the best RTSs ever). Really, really good effort put into this; the artwork is awesome, the sound is crisp, the strategy is challenging. I think my only complaint is that at points it's really hard to see your units due to the fact that it's dark, but then again this ties into the feel of the game. Good stuff man, keep it up!
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Dude, this is pretty cool. I've never seen a game quite like this -- in artform anyway. Sure, I've played the launcher game before, but this adds a crazy artsy twist to it. That's what, in my opinion, sets it apart from some of the other games. The only things I would change about it are the fact that the music gets really old and repetitive (not a bad song at all, it reminded me of stuff I used to do in a band one time) and scrapping the advertising. Give the audio credit, but it really shouldn't be at the forefront of your game -- it's just chill background stuff, ya know?
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I like where this game is going. the graphics are good, the sounds aren't too bad, but the game is way too easy. I got through the whole thing in like 15 minutes, and didn't feel substantially challenged the whole way through. I think it has to do with your scroll speed and the amount of obstacles you put in it. some of the obstacles seemed not to effect anything at all (like the shooters; i got afraid, until a bullet hit me and sent me flying back less than if a ghost tried to punch me). also, the bonus chips you can hit are WAY too generous; i felt like a circular version of mario almost, except that every chip i got was worth half an extra life...which added to the easiness again. and how many big ones were there? more than i could count. to put it simply, this game isn't lacking anything except more difficulty and challenge. it might be hard for people who don't know physics at all, but i was really hoping by level 4 or 5 to see some true challenges; instead, the whole game felt like a tutorial. the game isn't bad, it just lacks a little bit.
mr-jazzman
All 34 flash Reviews
Rated 5 / 5 stars January 23, 2011
Absolute gold
Yeah, I really wish I was witty enough to somehow bring enough attention to myself through my review that would suddenly become a cult hit on NG beacuase (God, that's the best misspelling evaaaar! =D) it was so epically typical of everyone on NG, but sadly all I can do is produce the second-most popular dubstep song on NG. Bummer. =( Still, this has gotta be one of the most original flashes ever made! Keep it up man!
5/5
10/10
Fav'd.
Your friendly neighborhood dubstep producer,
-Jazzman
P.S. I find it rather hillarious that axman13 decided to slip up "control" with "contrail," seeing as I've been researching the chemtrail conspiracy all day long. Weird how that works out lol.
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars August 15, 2010
Quite epic
At least the remix that I'm making has an image, eh? Pretty damn inspiring stuff sir! The artwork was superb and the motion was absolutely fluid. While I wish the color scheme was just a little brighter (not so washed out), the vision that you painted was absolutely great. Awesome stuff, keep it up! =D
9/10
5/5
Fav'd.
Your friendly neighborhood dubstep producer,
-Jazzman
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars April 3, 2010
Oh my god lol...
Hey guys, me using "Closure" as the title of my next song has nothing to do with this production lol. This is just an irony. By the way, that's totally badass that this is coming out for console; the game has a very unique, Tim-Burton-esque feel to it which I appreciate. Good luck guys wish y'all the best! (As y'all are geniuses in your own right, engineers of puzzle and strategy gaming!)
Rated 5 / 5 stars December 24, 2009
dude, thank you so much, and the game is awesome!
Hey man, I'm really glad that you used my music for this game. I loved to see how it evolved throughout the beta stages, and became this thing of beauty. You, my friend, have made a masterpiece, and it's easily one of my favorite games on NG -- and I'm not just saying that cuz you used my music lol. Great job, really, and keep it up man! And also, like I said before, feel free to use any of my stuff in the future, because you definitely deserve it. I'm totally honored to provide theme for epic flash such as this! =)
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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars November 20, 2009
hahaha
This is great! Funny you'd bash your own stuff lol. The guy below me apparently missed the obvious sarcasm. Dry, funny shit dude; keep it up!
Rated 5 / 5 stars November 15, 2009
Rofl this made me laugh inside!
The funny thing about this flash, I think, is that there really isn't a ton going on; it's just got this sorta "what the hell?!" feel to it. I dig that a lot lol. It's kind of on the order of watching an old guy breakdance or something: You don't know really WHAT to make out of it. With that said, and knowing that this was completely experimental, I give you props. You made me laugh, left me completely confused as to what I saw, and left me wondering what in the hell the old ladies were gonna do next...oh yeah, and that conclusion is priceless too! =)
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SOLELY on the weirdness factor lol.
much appreciated sir!
Rated 5 / 5 stars November 2, 2009
oh hell yeah
Haha, this reminded me of a cross between Billy Mays and a Lynyrd Skynyrd family reunion. It was pretty messed up humor, but I can dig it lol. the animation might've been pretty simple, but it was made up with in the funny category in my opinion. Plus, its simplicity totally fit with the atmosphere you were trying to produce. Good job, and keep it up lol.
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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars October 16, 2009
Really awesome
This game reminds me Command and Conquer and Dune 2000 majorly, especially Tiberian Sun (which was arguably one of the best RTSs ever). Really, really good effort put into this; the artwork is awesome, the sound is crisp, the strategy is challenging. I think my only complaint is that at points it's really hard to see your units due to the fact that it's dark, but then again this ties into the feel of the game. Good stuff man, keep it up!
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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars October 14, 2009
Pretty unique, man!
Dude, this is pretty cool. I've never seen a game quite like this -- in artform anyway. Sure, I've played the launcher game before, but this adds a crazy artsy twist to it. That's what, in my opinion, sets it apart from some of the other games. The only things I would change about it are the fact that the music gets really old and repetitive (not a bad song at all, it reminded me of stuff I used to do in a band one time) and scrapping the advertising. Give the audio credit, but it really shouldn't be at the forefront of your game -- it's just chill background stuff, ya know?
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5/5
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Rated 4 / 5 stars October 10, 2009
Good idea, really really easy
I like where this game is going. the graphics are good, the sounds aren't too bad, but the game is way too easy. I got through the whole thing in like 15 minutes, and didn't feel substantially challenged the whole way through. I think it has to do with your scroll speed and the amount of obstacles you put in it. some of the obstacles seemed not to effect anything at all (like the shooters; i got afraid, until a bullet hit me and sent me flying back less than if a ghost tried to punch me). also, the bonus chips you can hit are WAY too generous; i felt like a circular version of mario almost, except that every chip i got was worth half an extra life...which added to the easiness again. and how many big ones were there? more than i could count. to put it simply, this game isn't lacking anything except more difficulty and challenge. it might be hard for people who don't know physics at all, but i was really hoping by level 4 or 5 to see some true challenges; instead, the whole game felt like a tutorial. the game isn't bad, it just lacks a little bit.