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Recent Movie Reviews

16 Movie Reviews

The quintessential flash, when the internet was still relatively shiny and new. What a gem this is from my childhood.

Absolute gold

Yeah, I really wish I was witty enough to somehow bring enough attention to myself through my review that would suddenly become a cult hit on NG beacuase (God, that's the best misspelling evaaaar! =D) it was so epically typical of everyone on NG, but sadly all I can do is produce the second-most popular dubstep song on NG. Bummer. =( Still, this has gotta be one of the most original flashes ever made! Keep it up man!

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Your friendly neighborhood dubstep producer,
-Jazzman

P.S. I find it rather hillarious that axman13 decided to slip up "control" with "contrail," seeing as I've been researching the chemtrail conspiracy all day long. Weird how that works out lol.

Quite epic

At least the remix that I'm making has an image, eh? Pretty damn inspiring stuff sir! The artwork was superb and the motion was absolutely fluid. While I wish the color scheme was just a little brighter (not so washed out), the vision that you painted was absolutely great. Awesome stuff, keep it up! =D

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Your friendly neighborhood dubstep producer,
-Jazzman

Recent Game Reviews

18 Game Reviews

dude, thank you so much, and the game is awesome!

Hey man, I'm really glad that you used my music for this game. I loved to see how it evolved throughout the beta stages, and became this thing of beauty. You, my friend, have made a masterpiece, and it's easily one of my favorite games on NG -- and I'm not just saying that cuz you used my music lol. Great job, really, and keep it up man! And also, like I said before, feel free to use any of my stuff in the future, because you definitely deserve it. I'm totally honored to provide theme for epic flash such as this! =)
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Really awesome

This game reminds me Command and Conquer and Dune 2000 majorly, especially Tiberian Sun (which was arguably one of the best RTSs ever). Really, really good effort put into this; the artwork is awesome, the sound is crisp, the strategy is challenging. I think my only complaint is that at points it's really hard to see your units due to the fact that it's dark, but then again this ties into the feel of the game. Good stuff man, keep it up!
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Pretty unique, man!

Dude, this is pretty cool. I've never seen a game quite like this -- in artform anyway. Sure, I've played the launcher game before, but this adds a crazy artsy twist to it. That's what, in my opinion, sets it apart from some of the other games. The only things I would change about it are the fact that the music gets really old and repetitive (not a bad song at all, it reminded me of stuff I used to do in a band one time) and scrapping the advertising. Give the audio credit, but it really shouldn't be at the forefront of your game -- it's just chill background stuff, ya know?
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Recent Audio Reviews

219 Audio Reviews

Nice, I'm digging it! I'll definitely be following your stuff in the future.

FYI, just found a sweet video on guitar tone (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1SnqKV_9Rs). I'm trying some of these techniques out right now with Heavier7Strings to see what I can come up with (which, by the way, yes, I can actually play, but I don't own a 7+ stringer to get those bassier notes...)

trunotfals responds:

Yea this is actually on Ample Metal Hellraiser, a 9 string, and i STILL want it lower. I actually tuned some of it down through automation to get even LOWER haha. I tried playing it on my 7 string, and its just so low the strings can't even vibrate, you might think about going the route im going to, and just get thicker strings for your 6 string, so you can play the low notes of a 7 or 8 string. You'll miss the higher string, but all I personally care about is LOW TUNING hahaha. just a thought. I'll check out that video! right now i just wanna write, so I had my buddy help me out, but i need to find my own tones asap, so that video is valuable to me, thank you! and I'm glad you like it!

Glad I got to be a part of this!

TartsGMD responds:

Heyyyy what's good jazzman :D Happy you were a part in this <3

Fantastic and twinkly, as per usual!

Recent Art Reviews

9 Art Reviews

Ricockulously cool

This is just freaking sick...as an album cover, this is amazing. Haywire should be proud to have you on board lol. I wish I had more to say than that, but honestly, I don't. I love everything about the piece. Keep it up! >:D

Absolutely breathtaking...

Wow...this is simply amazing. The style is perfect. The emotion is perfect. The shading is perfect. The palette is perfect. I'm no art critic, but I honestly cannot find a single flaw in this picture at all. It has captivated me immensely...Nay, that's an insult; it has inspired a story in me...

For a while now, I've been thinking about what kind of story my album is going to tell, and I think now I can tell it. This woman that you have depicted is going to be part of an epic audio tale, and I can only credit you. Thank you for officially being my favorite NG artist.

Fantastic

Absolutely mind-blowing. It reminds me of the robot that wanders around in the desert in Titanomachina...except your rendition is an absolute masterpiece. What's most amazing about this piece is that even though the color scheme is quite uniform, there is still so much to look at. I'm absolutely astounded by this piece of work, and appalled that it did not finish first for Robot Day 2010. Keep up the great work my friend; you may have just inspired me, both musically and in drawing.

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Your friendly neighborhood dubstep producer,
-Jazzman

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